Dungeon Defenders Jokes

[CaptBoxershorts]

(Should have posted on off topic! Sorry MODs :()

Ill start it off.

People should really start putting there ID as busy when they are upgrading! If i join somebody's game while they are upgrading one peace of armor i have to wait 30 minutes just to play because it takes so long to upgrade!

^(not really a joke but more of a true fact!)

[Red_sky1]

you know your kairi isnt good when you die from a mini ogre

[Red_sky1]

when you switch to your tower squire with a Captain America Shield and your giraffe walks faster then you, your not gonna finish a build in 1 phase

[Red_sky1]

Spider error is caused by your long hours of playing dungeon defenders with out ejecting a disc and spide webs has build up in your ps3

CLEAN IT!!!!

[Red_sky1]

Hitmonchan is named Hitmonchan because his fist from his squire can do 1,000,000 dps

[Red_sky1]

Laura wants a cow

LLLOOOLLL!!!!!

[Red_sky1]

IcedArrow is the reason why we freezes

[Red_sky1]

CaptBoxerShorts does not wear boxer he wear tidy whities

[Red_sky1]

Jdanford is the hulk

[Red_sky1]

Squire Stole Captboxershorts boxer shorts

[Red_sky1]

the mage has no eyes because they are what is hiding under the stairs near the forge in your tavern

[Red_sky1]

Trips turtle can swim in Glitterhelm Lava

[Red_sky1]

To get the Kobold on treadmill you must breed 2 giraffe on a treadmill

[Red_sky1]

When you came back to your tavern your items are gone you just suffered a head injury called Data Corruption

[Red_sky1]

Whats a perfect now a days

[Red_sky1]

t-26 is better then a soda addiction

[Red_sky1]

When you drop your items and it disappear when it dropped Hitmonchan picked it up behind your back

[CaptBoxershorts]

Double post much? :p

[Red_sky1]

Instead of a torch for the Winter Olympics it was a icearrow that was shot from Classic22 bow then bounced off Hitmonchan Fist then landed on luara's cow then froze and Captboxershorts ate it

[tulan8]

when you beat misty 10 times and your friends get all the good weapons -_-

[tulan8]

same hands and deaths TOO MANY HORRIBLW ONES!!!!!!!!!!!

[CaptBoxershorts]

Lets keep these jokes E10 :)

[tulan8]

mine was :)

[CaptBoxershorts]

mine was :)
your signature isnt

[tulan8]

well i wrote NSFW

[coyotewolfdog1]

DD1877 actually helps you build / upgrade or kills anything other than the BOSS

[tulan8]

A joke.....hopefully the level increase on ps3

[Neural]

knock knock

who's there

The tavern keeper

The Tavern Keeper who

The Tavern keeper who sells you over priced junk
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120211083610/dundef/images/thumb/e/e3/Tavernkeeppose.png/272px-Tavernkeeppose.png

[infinete]

My donkey is an ***

[UnarmedReaper07]

When your chicken fails on you and then you have a sudden urge to go to KFC.

[Selah]

when you switch to your tower squire with a Captain America Shield and your giraffe walks faster then you, your not gonna finish a build in 1 phase LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL that is hilarious.


"They should call me butter because I'm on a roll" Tavern Keeper. LOL

[The Owenator]

Here's a good one!

Children are starving in africa/etheria

[tulan8]

O_____O

[Selah]

O_____O I second that O_____O

[Uprisinq]

capt your a joke.

[CaptBoxershorts]

capt your a joke.

you really should grow up sometime

[xNOxONEx]

the squires boxers :P

[tripletriplehh]

my turtle just pooped

[Uprisinq]

you really should grow up sometime
Bro Im older than you, you should realize your a power hungry host!

[Selah]

lolololololololol
my turtle just pooped

[FooBear408]

I thought this was a joke thread?


thanks for your time, and don't forget your receipt.

[AskaLangly]

Knowing how the huntress is fan-served, I though the game was made in Japan. No, wait, Gainaxville.

If you guys recall just a little while ago, when Trendy posted the link to the TVTropes article for the game, the huntress is considered "Ms. Fanservice".

"Ms. Fanservice: The Huntress comes complete with a bared midriff, a rump-shaking dance, a hint of Jiggle Physics, and a dangerously low miniskirt."
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/DungeonDefenders
The jiggle effect (in terms of animé) is considered as the trope "Gainaxing":

"The act of drawing a female character with unusually large and buoyant breasts and without a bra, then animating every individual jiggle, sway, bounce and bobble they undergo. Also known as Gainax Bounce or the Gainax Bounce Effect."
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Gainaxing

It's just a bit of comparison between Jiggle Physics and Gainaxing. Since Trendy is from Gainesville... you get it now.

[Selah]

knowing how the huntress is fan-served, i though the game was made in japan. No, wait, gainaxville.

If you guys recall just a little while ago, when trendy posted the link to the tvtropes article for the game, the huntress is considered "ms. Fanservice".

The jiggle effect (in terms of animé) is considered as the trope "gainaxing":


It's just a bit of comparison between jiggle physics and gainaxing. Since trendy is from gainesville... You get it now.


lolll