Item generation can be so cruel.

[Renendaru]

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630737834421030559/18ED27AA1721AE65F1EE50C322DFB5E4488A2E6C/

[Sakisan]

BUT THAT IS SUCH AN EPIC ITEM. It has 4x 300+ stats! 5b for it.

[Syl]

lol missile speed :)

[atomico]

take 353 away from casting speed and put it in life.. and WOW

[Malibu Stacey]

Bugs in the Nightmare item generation code can be so cruel.

[Mr Helpful]

Try getting a giraffe with 7 stats -200 and the only postive stat 60

[Syl]

7 negative stats is kinda hard, but I have one with 5 negative stats... can I win?
http://i.imgur.com/gOK0j.jpg

[kerbs]

uhh, you could use it on a monk i guess.

[rangg]

can my tavern shop win?
with 10 minus?
this just amazing!
how tavern shoper can be such a failer:
http://i.imgur.com/rPCky.jpg

[prostheus]

can my tavern shop win?
with 10 minus?
this just amazing!
how tavern shoper can be such a failer:
http://i.imgur.com/rPCky.jpg
Ouch! That's just pure nastyness there rangg. The Tavern Keeper has it in for you :)

[grey-1]

I believe the tavern keeper hates me also. The one time I get a 10 mana pet... it is an app guard with 60+ boost, 50+ range, and all stats in the 60 to 70 range AND 1 ^. I keep telling my self that the ^s must have rolled over, because the stats alone would not make the price roll to 10 mana. BTW... I shot the tavern keeper but he didn't notice or care. The &*@#/%&.

[injected11]

Getting bad pets from the tavern is for chumps. The pros go for giraffes.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l114/injected11/2012-01-18_00001.jpg

This was from NM HC Mixed Alchemy Labs Survival, and was clearly worth the time investment.

[grey-1]

Injected11 - Just think how bad that giraffe would have been if you hadn't gone NM HC. Clearly you win the worst pet contest in my opinion.